No labels. No drama. Just vibes and a good stitch count.
This one's for the situationships that somehow outlast actual relationships. The "it's complicated but also not really" energy. The group chat that knows exactly who you're talking about when you say "my friend."
Six panels of pure plausible deniability, embroidered in that unmistakable 90s sitcom font because nostalgia hits different when it's also a little inappropriate. Adjustable strap so it fits — commitment issues and all.
Available in Pink, White, Khaki, Stone. Pick the one that matches your situation (not your relationship status).
Wear it if:
You're allergic to labels
Your situationship has a nickname
"We're just friends" makes everyone at the table laugh
Low profile. High comedy. Zero commitment required.
