{"product_id":"friends-with-benefits-dad-hat","title":"FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS — Dad Hat","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eNo labels. No drama. Just vibes and a good stitch count.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThis one's for the situationships that somehow outlast actual relationships. The \"it's complicated but also not really\" energy. The group chat that knows exactly who you're talking about when you say \"my friend.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eSix panels of pure plausible deniability, embroidered in that unmistakable 90s sitcom font because nostalgia hits different when it's also a little inappropriate. Adjustable strap so it fits — commitment issues and all.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eAvailable in Pink, White, Khaki, Stone. Pick the one that matches your situation (not your relationship status).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWear it if:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\" class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3 print:block print:space-y-1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eYou're allergic to labels\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eYour situationship has a nickname\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\"We're just friends\" makes everyone at the table laugh\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eLow profile. High comedy. Zero commitment required.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store 6","offers":[{"title":"White","offer_id":46939884781767,"sku":null,"price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink","offer_id":46939884814535,"sku":null,"price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Beige","offer_id":46939884847303,"sku":null,"price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0794\/9228\/4615\/files\/classic-dad-hat-white-left-front-63e805aa1ac6c.png?v=1785768522","url":"https:\/\/ghettoeinstein.com\/products\/friends-with-benefits-dad-hat","provider":"GHETTOEINSTEIN","version":"1.0","type":"link"}